You Call This ART?!?
Paintings, Sculptures and Everything Related to Art and painting in some way and form. The ridiculous, the hilarious and the serious aspects of art. Speaking about famous artists like Pablo Picasso, Frida Kahlo, and emerging artists as well.
2.24.2016
1.10.2015
Strange Art I
Since ancient times, the romans and other civilizations have collected their precious tears, and with artists the collection of bodily fluids has not stopped with mere tears. There is a strange attraction to the bizarre for several artists, and famous artists are known to have used feces, urine, blood and other bodily fluids in creating art. For instance, Andy Warhol is said to have invited people to urinate on a canvas in order to oxidize the metallic pigments in the paint. His Oxidation Series was created by utilizing the chemical properties and chemical reactions between the paints and the acidity of the urine.
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Oxidation Series by Warhol |
An Italian friend of mine that works in the restoration of churches, old buildings and works of art had once told me of an Italian artist collecting feces and calling it art. I later discovered that what she had said was actually true and that in 1961, artist Piero Manzoni from Italy filled tin cans with excrement and labeled it as Artist's Shit. It is believed that this artwork was created for the purpose of mocking the art establishment. One of these satirical tin cans of "merda" is recorded as being sold for an incredible amount of 124K euros in 2007.
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Artist's Shit by Manzoni |
In my own personal experience, the most peculiar exhibition of art that I have ever visited was two decades ago when a friend of mine, an artist, invited me to an unusual display of art. We visited an exhibition where the artist used her menstrual blood to create paintings on paper, and another exhibited artist collected her used tampons and utilized them in sculptural types of art. It appears that currently there are many other female artists emulating this trend. Human blood is a common medium for the art world. In more recent times, Marc Quinn, who is well known for his solid gold statute of Kate Moss,
Not only the artist, but also the spectator is simultaneously awed and appalled by the use of human corporeal liquids and wastes in these works nominated as art. There are many works that incorporate this method in order to shock and perplex the public. Is it really art? Who is to decide if it truly is or not?
12.29.2014
Grotesque Portraits
Art is not only the depiction of beauty but also the depiction of the grotesque. Many viewers prefer the beauty of Johannes Vermeer's Girl with a Pearl Earing, Da Vinci's Mona Lisa, and Rogier Van Der Weyden's Portrait of a Lady. Some might say that the following paintings that will be discussed are not true works of art due to their nature of gross and malformed portraits but the opposite is quite true.
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Portrait of a Lady by R. Van der Weyden |
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Girl with a Pearl Earing by Vermeer |
Soutine, a Russian Jew born in 1893, was an artist in which all his portraits were painted in a deformed manner. His admirers believed that he painted what could not be seen with the eyes, and he portrayed the inner aspect of each of his sitters. It is true that he failed the drawing entrance exam on his first try, to the School of Fine Arts in Vilna, but he later was accepted in Vilna and also attended the École des Beaux-Arts of Paris in 1913. His unique works attracted many collectors who could see a miserableness and a deepness within in each of his paintings.
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Woman in Red by Soutine |
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Woman Knitting by Soutine |
The Ugly Duchess by Quentin Matsys is a great example of a grotesque portrait. The woman is portrayed in such a hideous manner, with saggy and wrinkled breasts and a large ogre like face that one can only imagine after dreaming of a terrible succubus. Art history claims that this portrait made fun of those wealthy older women that attempted to behave like young and beautiful maidens. It is now believed that this was the true appearance of the sitter and that she had suffered from a rare disease, Paget's disease. The important question is why had Quentin Matsys painted such a beautifully and ardently detailed painting of The Ugly Duchess.
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The Ugly Duchess by Matsys |
Another well known painting by the very talented artist Goya is Saturn Devouring His Son. It is a nightmarish painting invoked from greek mythology. He painted this and other paintings onto the walls of his home, it was later put onto canvas after his death. The civil problems in Spain and his own close call to death due to illnesses are believed to have influenced these paintings. A painting of a mad cannibalistic figure devouring and tearing the flesh of his own young, only Goya truly knew of his true intentions of painting such a chilling portrait and its true eerie significance.
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Saturn Devouring His Son by Goya |
One of my favorite artists, Francis Bacon's truly grotesque portraits are haunting and show the terrifying fears deep inside the human psyche and at times such raw emotions can only be shown through such form of art. The screaming pope and the study of a self portrait are able to cause shivers down one's spine.
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Screaming Pope by Francis Bacon |
Many people are aware of certain paintings that use the special placement of vivid fruits and vegetables to create images of people and objects. Giuseppe Arcimboldo is greatly known for his quite unusual and gruesome depictions or portraits of people. He places each individual grape or squash in such a manner that a frightful image of a person's face is brought into existence.
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Summer by Arcimboldo |
What is the true purpose of such horrid and hideous painted portraits? Is it just an attempt to shock people, or is it honest portrayal of human nature and the horrible truths that are hidden deep within each individual?
12.21.2014
Artists Make Terrible Lovers (Long Term)
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Pablo Picasso - Girl Before a Mirror |
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Painting of Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo |
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Auguste Rodin |
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Camille Claudel |
Why are so many women enthralled by artists? Is it their false faith in the artist's creativeness and passion, and believing that this greatness will be transferred into their relationship. These women, blindly shot by cupids arrows, are of the hope that the artist will love them as deeply as they are passionate about their art, how sweet and naive. Perhaps it would have been better that these poor women had fallen in love with anyone, except the self absorbed and false-hearted male artist.
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12.14.2014
Why I Hate Damien Hirst
Why I Hate Damien Hirst
Forget about the glorious commentaries from art critics and the fact that he, Damien Hirst, is laughing to the bank after each sale. What do you honestly think of his work?
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